Robots Drinking Tea, LLC.
What we do
- Custom software for B2B teams that need it built right the first time.
- Web platforms, internal tools, APIs, and the plumbing that holds them together.
- End-to-end product delivery — from blank canvas to deployed system.
Selected work
Agent Ready Bot
Shoppers are starting to send an AI ahead of them. Agent Ready Bot reads a store the way ChatGPT and Perplexity do, then reports what they actually found — doors held shut by bot rules, pages that arrive blank until JavaScript fills them in, prices sealed inside images.
Fifteen checks, the raw crawler responses as evidence, and fixes written for the platform the store really runs on. First scan free; a second scan confirms the fix landed.
CrawlerAgentic commerceShipped 2026
Starry Night Stories
A parent uploads one photo, and their child becomes the illustrated hero of a bedtime story written that night — name, age, three favorite things, a genre, and an optional lesson to land at the end. The story arrives with its own illustrations, a printable PDF, and narration read aloud, saved to a library that never expires.
Behind the storybook is a full consumer product: accounts and a one-time eBook credit system with no subscription, an AI pipeline for text, images, and audio, and print-on-demand fulfillment that turns favorite stories into a hardcover keepsake shipped to the door.
Generative AIConsumer webPayments & fulfillment
Custom Small Business Development
Every small business runs on a few things held together by hand — a spreadsheet nobody else understands, a process that only works because someone remembers it. That is where custom software pays for itself.
You bring three things: the objectives the business is trying to hit, the challenges getting in the way, and the requirements it has to meet on day one. We turn that into a working system — plus the parts you hadn’t thought to ask for yet.
ObjectivesChallengesRequirementsShipped software
No retainer to start the conversation. Describe the problem and we’ll tell you honestly whether software is the answer.
Why "Robots Drinking Tea"?
Because the best software is the kind that runs forever in the background, calmly, while everything around it keeps moving. Robots that don’t panic. Code that takes its time.
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